When your brain and your stomach negotiate a compromise and this is what they come up with. Technically correct is the best kind of correct and I will be using this logic for all future meal planning decisions… December 25, 2025 by House Of Pun
When someone asks “what do you do for fun” and the honest answer is “make questionable food sculptures that would horrify my mother” but you can’t say that at parties so you just say “cooking”… December 25, 2025 by House Of Pun
When you send your kid for snacks and they come back with what is clearly a celebration-sized dessert meant for 12+ people. The lack of hesitation is actually impressive and slightly concerning for my grocery budget moving forward… December 25, 2025 by House Of Pun
The way my whole face lights up when he just KNOWS I’m hungry and appears with food like some kind of snack-delivering angel. This is what true love looks like and I will accept no other definitions moving forward… December 25, 2025 by House Of Pun
POV: You trusted the packaging and now you’re standing there with a plain white lollipop questioning every decision you’ve ever made. The panda was a LIE and my inner child is filing for emotional damages… December 23, 2025 by House Of Pun
My mom said I was special. She never said I was useful. There’s a difference, and I’m finally starting to understand what she meant all those years ago. 🍴 December 23, 2025 by House Of Pun
